Miley Cyrus' Lap Dance, Playboy in 3D and Dan Aykroyd's Alien Fetish

Miley Cyrus' Lap Dance, Playboy in 3D and Dan Aykroyd's Alien Fetish

May 12, 2010

Miley Cyrus' Controversial Lap Dance In an effort to completely ruin her good-girl reputation by the time she hits adulthood, Miley Cyrus is at the center of controversy yet again after being caught on video giving 44-year-old director Adam Shankman a provocative lap dance during the wrap party for The Last Song. Shankman is openly gay, which doesn’t exactly make this whole thing appropriate (especially since Cyrus was only 16 at the time), and now many are outraged by their behavior. Meanwhile – considering how popular this story is right now -- the rest of Hollywood may have come up with a great idea for the next Dirty Dancing sequel. No one puts Miley in the corner!

Dan Aykroyd Thinks Aliens Hate Us For those who don’t know, actor Dan Aykroyd is a UFO nut. He’s all about aliens and alien abductions, and is perfectly willing to prove just how insane he is by going on national television to preach his ridiculous ideas. Like, how he was on Larry King recently telling us how aliens are “breaking the law” when they abduct people, and that they probably hate us because of 9/11. Strange, yes. Sad? Maybe. But hey, at least he didn’t blame the aliens for 9/11, right?

Anne Hathaway Likes Guys Who Break the Law What’s up with Anne Hathaway and her “thing” for bad boys? First she dates this dude who goes to jail for screwing investors out of millions of dollars, and now her latest boyfriend has been accused of stealing a large Mr. Brainwash graffiti mural. Apparently he and some other guy swiped the piece. Um, dude … you’re dating Anne Hathaway … why are you stealing things that she can buy you multiple copies of as if they were rolls of cheap toilet paper?

Playboy Finally Gets 3D Right Screw Avatar and Alice in Wonderland -- the people are already sick and tired of watching movies in 3D, so Playboy decided to give ‘em what they really want: the magazine’s first ever 3D cover. Yes, unfortunately this is no lie – Playboy, in an attempt to cash in on the current 3D craze, is actually going to turn their Miss June, Hope Dworaczyk, into 3D. Snooze. 3D images are boring. Call me when Playboy makes it so Miss June actually comes to your house and “reads” the magazine to you.

Blanket Jackson Makes Weird YouTube Videos Apparently Michael Jackson’s kids have been keeping themselves busy since their father’s untimely death by becoming YouTube stars, posting a number of videos in which they rap, quote Star Wars and act out scenes from movies (one of which led to Jermaine Jackson’s kid getting tasered). Am I sensing a new Jackson variety hour on Fox in 2011? I think maybe …

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