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Just when you thought it was safe to break out the Lindsay Lohan prison jokes (like the one about how there are no Lindsay Lohan prison jokes because she's never behind bars long enough for us to create them), the troubled star has voluntarily checked herself back into rehab in order to try to beat this thing once and for all ... or at least until they stop drug testing her. Lohan was re-arrested last week after she failed a court-ordered drug test (cocaine was the rumored party crasher). After her attorney argued for bail (and won), Lohan was allowed to go home, but must return to court next month and face the possibility of an additional 30 days in jail.
Ah, but there's a celebrity failsafe: If you go to rehab before you're due for sentencing, then you can convince the judge that you're all good to go -- clean as a whistle -- and then a prince picks you up and carries you away forever and ever ... or something like that. In Lohan's case, she has a film she's due to begin production on in November (the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno), so she kinda needs to avoid jail at all costs in order to begin getting her career back on track. At this point she's made more of a name for herself by being bad than by being good, so do we really want this girl's career to get back on track? Where's the fun in that?
The sad thing is, Lindsay probably agrees.