There's a Jurassic Park themed love hotel in Japan – which shouldn't surprise you one bit – and it's got Dennis Nedry sex games written all over it ("Unh-unh-uh, you didn't say the magic word … "). In case you're wondering what a love hotel is, it's a nicer way of describing the place where a sleazy motel hook-up might happen in the US. You get a reasonably priced room where you can hopefully do unspeakably filthy things to your special someone (or complete stranger of choice) and go about your merry way. Hotel Jzauruss (hat tip) is offering a bit of prehistoric panache to go with your dino debauchery for only $30 (that gets you 90 minutes). If you've ever felt uncomfortable about your attraction to Jeff Goldblum, this is definitely the place to let loose with the Dr. Malcolm/chaos theory fantasies.