Jennifer Aniston Named Most Eligible Bachelorette

Jennifer Aniston Named Most Eligible Bachelorette

Oct 07, 2010

A new poll from 60 Minutes and Vanity Fair has revealed that 41-year-old Jennifer Aniston is the world's most eligible bachelorette. The poll, apparently conducted in a room full of people who watch Friends episodes (and only Friends episodes) 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, revealed that Aniston was more desirable than other well-known bachelorettes like…Lady Gaga, Tiger Woods' ex-wife Elin Nordegren and Supreme Court justice Elena Kagan.

Um, really? These are the world’s most eligible bachelorettes? So you're telling me that people actually want to date a woman whose boyfriends all run away from her (Aniston), a girl who wears meat clothes and birds on her head (Gaga), a woman whose ex-husband slept with multiple porn stars and cocktail waitresses (Nordegren) and a dull law-slinger (Kagan)? Heck, at this rate we'd be better off dating Lindsay Lohan, who's also single. At least our dates won't be boring ... assuming we're not required to bring a drug test to her house instead of flowers.

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