Last month, while promoting 2 Guns, Mark Wahlberg told Yahoo that he would be happy to take over Iron Man after Robert Downey Jr. leaves the role. It was in the middle of complaining about how all VFX-driven movies look the same these days (though we're guessing he'll change his tune when he's on the press circuit promoting Transformers: Age of Extinction), and he seemed to be joking about it, but that was enough to plant a seed for what that film would look like. And so Iron Man: A Film by Mark Wahlberg was born. And it is glorious.
Here's the description from OfficialComedy's channel.
When Ben Affleck was announced as the new Batman the Internet was pissed. But when Mark Wahlberg announced he wanted to take over Iron Man nobody noticed. So he made this wicked awesome reboot trailer to show how an Iron Man set in Boston would be the best movie ever made. Watch him battle the Mandarin and Obadiah Stane while trying to save Pepper and Fenway Park.
What that description humbly does not mention is that actor Dave Ebert's Mark Wahlberg impersonation is absolutely dead on. Check it out. The language gets NSFW, but it's all bleeped out for comedic effect.
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