I’m Still Here Trailer Proves Joaquin Phoenix Can Grow a Really Long Beard
One look at the new trailer
for that strange Joaquin Phoenix
documentary I’m Still Here
and you’ll probably wonder what the point was. Joaquin Phoenix takes a year off from acting, starts looking like Zach Galifianakis
, pretends to become a babbling, insulting rap artist and then films the entire thing with Casey Affleck
. So what? Either you’re watching the trailer and thinking that, or you’re watching the trailer and wondering if they’ll ever make a sequel to Walk the Line
because, heck, you really dug that flick. And then there’s a really small amount of you who watched the trailer and thought about having sex with Reese Witherspoon
. Of course, those people can watch the Home Shopping Network and think about having sex with Reese Witherspoon, so we won’t count them. P.S. Witherspoon is also still here and starring in the film How Do You Know
, which looks about as interesting as I'm Still Here
. You decide whether that's a good thing.
Famous Hollywood Plastic Surgeon Dies I’d say that 87% of Hollywood is shedding a tear today, but considering almost all of them enjoy monthly botox injections, we know those tears aren’t coming anytime soon. Popular Hollywood plastic surgeon Dr. Frank Ryan died Monday in a bizarre car accident that saw his jeep veer off the side of the Pacific Coast Highway and plummet to the rocks below. He was pronounced dead at the scene, although his dog survived. Ryan is mainly known as the doctor who performed all of those silly surgeries on Heidi Montag, turning her into a weird looking manufactured bimbo. He will be missed. Update: Reports say the good doctor was texting while driving, a surefire recipe for disaster while driving along a seaside cliff...don'tcha think?
Laurence Fishburne Kicks Porn Star Daughter Out of His Life
Pissed off that his daughter has decided to use porn as a way to “break in” to Hollywood, actor Laurence Fishburne
has apparently decided to write the girl off until she gets a better handle on her life. In an effort to blow this situation up into some embarrassingly lame attempt to get noticed, Montana Fishburne told reporters
that Papa Fishburne made it known that she is “unwelcome in his life and wants nothing to do with her” until she “turns her life around.” Before he kicked her to the curb, Fishburne did give her one bit of acting advice by ridiculing her for using her real name instead of a fake one. Perhaps he would’ve been happier with the moniker Girl Whose Daddy Played Morpheus in The Matrix
Lindsay Lohan to Leave Rehab After Convincing People She’s Actually Quite Normal A new rumor has surfaced claiming that Lindsay Lohan may leave rehab as early as this week after doctors have determined that her psychological problems aren’t very serious at all. Doctors do not believe she is bipolar (as previously reported), and they also don’t think she has any kind of drug addiction either. Basically, Lindsay Lohan is exactly what we all knew she was from the very beginning: a big waste of time.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Launch Clothing Line
In a strong effort to continue juggling way too many things at one time, Brad Pitt
and Angelina Jolie
are reportedly developing
their own line of children’s clothing. Ya know, for those 9-year-olds who need to wear an Armani suit for a red carpet premiere in Italy and don’t have the time to take a private jet to LA to shop at their favorite store. So they say screw it, I’ll head over to Macy’s and pick out something from the new Brad Pitt Jr. collection. Ah, what I’d do to be young again!