Sure, we're finally getting that live-action Avengers movie comic geeks have dreamed about for years. Not only that, but according to initial reviews, the film absolutely rocks and may just be the best superhero movie yet. But one thing definitely is missing, and that's those other popular Marvel characters that other studios own the film rights to, like Spider-Man, the X-Men, Fantastic Four, etc... And while we're also getting a new Spider-Man movie this summer, wouldn't it be nice to get a live-action Avengers movie that included all the Marvel characters and not just the ones Disney owns the film rights to?
Well, good news and bad news: The good news is a movie like that does exist, but the bad news (or additional good news, depending on the person) is that it's a porn film. Yup, as we've seen with similar superhero movies, the porn parody business is on the up-and-up, and The Avengers is next in line for a porn makeover.
According to the newly-released poster touting Axel Braun's Avengers XXX, this film won't just feature Iron Man, Thor, and the Hulk, but Spider-Man, She-Hulk, Ms. Marvel, Spider-Woman, The Scarlett Witch and Lexington Steele as Nick Fury. So there's your all-inclusive Avengers flick, Marvel fanboys. You just might want to wait till your parents go to sleep to watch this one with the volume turned way up. [via Bleeding Cool]
Note: Trailer is SFW