The 'Ho Will Go On
Despite La Lohan’s 90-day jail sentence for probabation violation (which when commuted, good behavior, etc. will amount to what, 5 days served?), director Matthew Wilder insists this “sad chapter” is only a blip in the filming of his Linda Lovelace
, giving an outsized statement
to match what he called an “outsized sentence” in which he quotes Jesus from The Last Temptation of Christ
. Now there’s
a guy you want on your side.