June 29! The Rock! Bruce Willis! Channing Tatum! Ray Stevenson! RAAAR!
Sorry. I just watched the new trailer for Paramount's G.I. Joe: Retaliation, and suddenly I feel all testosterone-y. This sequel, directed by Step Up sequel guy John M. Chu and written by the two Zombieland lunatics, looks like it's precisely the sort of gun-happy summertime mindlessness we're looking forward to. Plus, hooray, no Marlon Wayans. (Oh come on. I liked the first G.I. Joe flick quite a bit, and even I wanted to shoot him.)