George Clooney's Drug Problem, Brittany Murphy's Mold Problem and What's M. Night Shyamalan's Problem?

George Clooney's Drug Problem, Brittany Murphy's Mold Problem and What's M. Night Shyamalan's Problem?

Jul 30, 2010

George Clooney’s Girlfriend was a Hooker … and Used Cocaine?! Though he’s always managed to keep his private life somewhat private, George Clooney may have a difficult decision to make after his girlfriend of over a year, Elisabette Canalis, has found herself smack in the middle of some nasty allegations – ones that have her doing cocaine inside posh Italian nightclubs, as well as working as a “paid guest” (meaning she was paid by clubs to wine, dine and do whatever with VIP guests) at these same clubs; two of which were shut down amid allegations of drugs and high-priced prostitution. Granted, she was never arrested, and all this happened before she began dating Clooney, but people want answers … like, how does it feel to make out with George Clooney for a living?

Geeks Stabbing Geeks at Comic-Con What good would a Comic-Con be without some good geek-on-geek violence? In between the panels for Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark and Paul, one Comic-Con attendee apparently stabbed another in the face with a pen over something even more ridiculous than most of the costumes present at the convention (one witness claimed the offense was “as stupid as calling Spider-Man gay”). Now, I’m not defending a guy who stabs another guy in the face (especially while wearing Harry Potter swag that reads “Undesirable #1” ), but you try hanging around for 12 hours in Hall H watching panel after panel and see how many people you feel like stabbing in the face.

Did Mold Kill Brittany Murphy? It’s no surprise that folks are asking questions after both Brittany Murphy and husband Simon Monjack died five months apart in the house they shared with Murphy’s mother. While no one is claiming Murphy’s mom had anything to do with either death, California’s Department of Public Health has decided to launch an investigation into whether or not toxic spores inside the mansion had anything to do with their death. Naturally Brittany’s mom says there’s absolutely nothing wrong with the house (and she may be right, especially since she’s all fine and dandy), but you have to admit how peculiar it is that these two died so close together … and I don’t think it’s because heaven had a fabulous 2-for-1 deal going on (that doesn’t start till September, so I hear).

M. Night Shyamalan Compares Himself to Michael Jordan Because the pedestal he’s placed himself on still isn’t high enough, M. Night Shyamalan has come out and compared himself to basketball icon Michael Jordan in a recent interview, despite the fact that most will agree The Last Airbender is one of the worst movies of the year. Shyamalan told Total Film magazine that even though people booed Michael Jordan, they did so because they wanted to watch him do great things. See, the difference between Michael Jordan and M. Night Shyamalan is that we boo the latter not because we want to watch him make great movies, but because the movies he makes are god-awful. Make a good movie, and we’ll stop booing. Got that, Air Shyamalan?

Believe It! Lindsay Lohan Reads Books … We Think? Even though she’s been in jail for nine days now, the press have somehow managed to churn out over a hundred stories on Lindsay Lohan – from how she desperately wants to see her family before going to rehab (even though she hates them all) to the many different UPS packages arriving for her each day. For example, Lohan received roughly 6 packages from Amazon.com the other day, proving she’s either doing a lot of reading or ordering empty boxes so people think she’s reading. You decide which one makes more sense …

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