But Can You Make Shoes Out of It?
Only in our dreams could we imagine the Syfy Channel would pair ‘80s pop tarts Debbie Gibson (last seen in the not-as-good-as-it-sounded Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
) and Tiffany (last seen in the pages of Playboy
) in their original TV movie Mega Python vs. Gatoroid
, the mysterious latter of which sounds like either an unfortunately named sports drink or something you’d be unfortunate to catch from a dirty toilet seat. Yup, I'm in.