A VERY HAROLD AND KUMAR CHRISTMAS
There’s a Lump of Coal in Your Bong
The first Harold and Kumar movie was awesome. In fact, I watched the DVD with my kids. (Yes, I am a horrible parent, but I have great taste in movies.) They didn’t get to see the sequel, though … because it was crap. And I’m simply gonna tell ‘em that this rumored trilogy finale is about as real as Santa Claus, because there’s no way Kal Penn’s gonna ditch the Obama administration for another go-round.