If the word "supercut" makes you instantly click away... well, then we regret using it in this first sentence. However, this is no ordinary supercut! Everybody Wants to Kill Bruce is an action-movie orgy. This is the Last Action Hero of supercuts; it's as though Bruce Willis woke up one day and wandered through a dozen different action movies on his way to the bank.
There's not much more introduction needed than that, really, since we don't want to ruin all of the pleasant movie icons that pop up to ruin Bruce Willis' otherwise pleasant summer day. Just trust us when we say you're going to want to watch this whole thing.
Thanks to Slashfilm for the find.
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