No, it wasn't part of a scene for The Transporter 4: Who Still Cares About This Franchise?
. Instead, reports circulated earlier this week claiming Robert Pattinson
had a brief little skirmish with action star Jason "I Wouldn't Want to Mess with Him" Statham after the tough-as-nails Brit supposedly hit on Pattinson's girlfriend (and Twilight
co-star) Kristen Stewart
I know what you're thinking: Is dating Kristen Stewart as boring as watching her on the big screen? And I know what your follow-up question is: Do you think people actually fall asleep kissing her just like they do when she kisses weird, angsty teen boys with mommy issues in all of her films?
The answer to both those questions is "yeah, probably," but let's get right to the matter at hand: Reports now claim that this alleged "bar fight" never actually happened. Yup, for a minute we all thought Robert Pattinson was actually a badass, but now Statham's reps claim he wasn't anywhere near Los Angeles when they alleged incident supposedly occurred.
So, for now, Pattinson can rest safely tonight knowing a bad-to-the-bone action star who can't film a scene in which something isn't blowing up in the background doesn't want to snag his girl away from him. That's not to say there won't be issues when the cast of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn all head to New Orleans. Sources tell us Jean Claude Van Damme is also shooting a movie there.