After Bella and Edward get married, they head to a private island to consummate their marriage. It's the big moment in The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn that everyone waited for. Honeymoon sex! Apparently one side effect of Cullen sexytime is pillow shredding. Edward tears theirs apart in the film, and now the real-life Twilight prop is available for sale on eBay to the tune of $3,000.
The beige pillow has visible rips, is discolored with makeup stains, and comes with a certificate of authenticity. If you're allergic to feathers and goose down, you're either out of luck or you can die happy. Anyone who might actually put this pillow to good use (or a use we don't want to know about) probably can't afford it, but any day now we expect some entrepreneurial teen to whip up a replica and sell it on Etsy. Until you start rolling in the dough, this NSFW sparkling sex toy will have to suffice.