Butt-rageous Bruno, multiple Wolverines and a hooker-y Megan Fox

Butt-rageous Bruno, multiple Wolverines and a hooker-y Megan Fox

Apr 30, 2009

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    BRUNO

    Bruno Poster Boy The new poster makes Bruno look a little more modest than his lime-green-swimsuit-wearing predecessor. I’d like to think it’s some sort of homage to Modern English’s “I Melt With You” video. Only with more ass.
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    X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine Stay Seated Supposedly there are going to be multiple endings … but they’ll be super short and only slightly different from each other. A low-tech way to track piracy, or just a scam to get people to pay to see it twice?
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    H2

    Michael Myers Send in the Clowns The trailer promises we’ll learn the “secret behind Michael’s madness.” The answer: creepy clowns.
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    JONAH HEX

    Megan Fox Slim Fast Here’s Megan Fox, teaching the girls of today that boys will only like you if you dress like a hooker with a nine-inch waist. Let the next generation of eating disorders begin!
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    VIDEODROME

    Videodrome Be Kind, Rewind Why do we need this remake? Because today’s kids missed out on the first time James Woods shoved a gun into a gaping hole in his stomach.

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