Hold on tight, spider-monkey.
There’s a new image from Breaking Dawn
, the upcoming fourth and fifth Twilight
movies, coming in the new issue of Entertainment Weekly
, and things are getting… sexy
. After turning his human pet Bella’s advances away again and again, vampy dreamboat Edward will finally get some on the pair’s wedding night. The EW
image gives a peek at that, and wouldn’t you know it: they’re both nekkid! You don’t see
any titillating bits of course, but oh what’s implied! I just don’t get why it took this long… aren’t all vampires supposed to be playas? --Adam Rosenberg