Bond Girl Speculation, Unfortunate Split-Ups, Unfortunate Hook-Ups and Money Woes

Bond Girl Speculation, Unfortunate Split-Ups, Unfortunate Hook-Ups and Money Woes

Apr 07, 2010

Freida Pinto “Not Pretty Enough” for James Bond…Wha? Though she’s “flattered” by rumors that pegged her as a frontrunner for a spot as the next James Bond girl, Slumdog Millionaire hottie Freida Pinto doesn’t think she should even be considered since, ya know, she’s not cute or anything. I mean, check out that picture – would you even go near that fugly beast with a 10-foot pole? Pinto claims a Bond girl should be “more mature and more beautiful” than she. We say … girl, are you out of your freakin’ mind!?

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy’s Split-Twit Considering their somewhat quirky and over-the-top relationship, it’s really no surprise that Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy announced to the world that they were splitting via Twitter. Just how do you successfully ditch your five-year relationship in 140 characters? Says Carrey, “Jenny and I have just ended our 5yr relationship. I'm grateful 4 the many blessings we've shared and I wish her the very best! S'okay!” S’alrighty then!

Nic Cage Keeps Losing Homes, Adding Film Roles Despite the fact that he now stars in every other film that hits theaters, Nicolas Cage’s money woes continue. Owing more than $17 million in a home he originally bought for $6.5 million (yeah, you try to make sense of that, too), Cage has been forced to put his Bel Air mansion on the market. The current bid is in the $11 million range; an offer of $10 million was recently rejected. Fans looking to grab a piece of Cage for a lower price can try the DVD bargain bin at Wal-Mart where we recently spotted Wicker Man, Windtalkers and Captain Corelli's Mandolin on on sale for under nine bucks. Total.

Lindsay Lohan’s New Stepmom is Her Former Assistant As if things in Lindsay Lohan’s life couldn’t get any more seedy and salacious, her idiotic father Michael Lohan has announced his engagement to Kate Major, former “girlfriend” of reality star Jon Gosselin and entertainment reporter (who quit her job after revealing her relationship with Gosselin because dating him and reporting celeb gossip news was – ahem – unethical). The most fascinating aspect of this whole thing is that Major used to be Lohan’s assistant while she was in rehab! Regarding the engagement, La Lohan told Us Weekly, “I’m gonna vomit.” Vomit because she’s disgusted by the relationship, or because she drank too much the night before, and the night before that … and the night before that? We’re confused …

Sandra Bullock’s Got a Sex Tape? Of course the natural progression for a spicy sexed-up scandal like the one that involves married-but-separated-because-he’s-in-sex-rehab partners Sandra Bullock and Jesse James would eventually lead to a sex tape. And, yes, rumors of a sex tape (featuring Bullock and James) made the rounds this week, though Bullock – who’s remained tight-lipped throughout this entire deal – felt enough was enough, coming forward to declare that “There is no sex tape. There never has been one and there never will be one.”

Uma Thurman’s Movies Make No Money … Literally Awkwardly proving that Uma Thurman isn’t the star she used to be (er, wait…), her latest film Motherhood opened up in the UK by taking in a pathetic $131 in its opening weekend. Geez, who should be more embarrassed by that: Uma Thurman, or mothers?

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