Did you think all of George Lucas' silly tinkering with the original Star Wars trilogy was in our past? Of course not. The Star Wars Saga is coming out on Blu-ray in September, which has afforded The Neck the opportunity to once again revise cinematic history and spit in the face of his most loyal fans. (Erik rounded up all of the changes we know about so far, so check them out here.)
And while I certainly side with the people in the case of The People vs. George Lucas, every time these Star Wars revisionist complaints arise, for some reason all I can hear in my head is this bit from Bobcat Goldthwait's 2003 comedy CD, "I Don't Mean to Insult You, But You Look Like Bobcat Goldthwait." Specifically, all I hear is countless nerds letting out a futile "Faaaaaake," which I'm pretty sure is the sound that powers George Lucas' withered once-soul.
Warning: This language is very NSFW (and the accompanying video is fan made.)