You can tell a lot about a person based on how they kiss. Knowing that, it's clear that Bill Murray is full of awkward charm. Dating website How About We… created a fun supercut of the actor's lip-locked scenes that reveal a bevy of pursed, tense, uncomfortable moments. Murray attempts to be passionate, but looks like he has to make a bowel movement. He's probably not the worst of the bunch, but his awkward kissing style is definitely worthy of video inspection.
We've also heard through the Hollywood grapevine that Woody Allen, Harrison Ford and Tom Cruise lack lip-staying power. The neurotic director is apparently high-strung about his costars' kissing style. "He tells you up front certain ways of kissing he does not want. No exchange of liquid is permitted. It can be a bit offensive because he makes no effort at all," Helena Bonham Carter once remarked about Allen. Cruise's kisses have been described as "slightly icky and sort of wet," while Ford "finds it impossible to kiss on-screen." Steve Carell wins as the worst kisser of the bunch, simply because the Rock said so. "His tongue is like kitty cat litter," Dwayne Johnson (hopefully jokingly) admitted.
If you like your kisses with a side of clammy hands and embarrassing boners, check out the below video. We still love you, Bill.
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