Didn't like that pair of knitted underwear Aunt Clara sent over for Christmas this year? Yeah, well get ready for this holiday season's biggest disappointment that doesn't include the words "Little Fockers": Turns out Natalie Portman
-- star of Black Swan
and Every Male on Earth's Imaginary Celebrity Girlfriend
-- has announced
that she's pregnant and engaged, with the first part of that most likely coming before the second.
So which lucky male knocked up one of Hollywood's most beautiful ladies? His name is Benjamin Millepied, who choreographed and appeared opposite Natalie in Black Swan. Now you can add "Guy who will father Natalie Portman's first child" and "Most hated random celebrity fiancée" to his list of accomplishments.
Portman's baby is due next year, and it's not immediately clear how this will impact her upcoming work schedule -- which is sure to heat up should she win an Oscar for Black Swan -- even though the gal already has something like four movies coming out in 2011. Anyway, we wish these two lovey dovey swans the best of luck (not really -- Natalie Portman should forever remain single!) in the future.