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Lil' X-Men, the shirtless New Moon Wolf Pack and two bad sequel ideas

Apr 23, 2009 Comments (0)

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X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE
More Mutants Finally, a clip that makes me think the Wolvie spinoff will be as badass as it deserves to be. Sounds like we'll have to wait a while for the Magneto movie. The next X-Men Origins flick will definitely be First Class, about a bunch of kids at Xavier’s school. It’ll supposedly be lighter and more fun, but does anyone really want to see the mutant equivalent of Muppet Babies?
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THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
Attention Teen Girls, Cougars and Gay Men Here’s the first pic of the Wolf Pack. And yes, they’re shirtless.
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PAPER HEART VS. YEAR ONE
Que Cera, Cera I love Michael Cera, but the whole awkward-stammering-girls-make-me-nervous thing is wearing a little thin. This trailer makes Paper Heart looks like one of those boring, nothing-really-happens-except-we-sit-around-and-play-guitar-and-have-existential-conversations indie movies I pretended to like in college. At least Year One has the benefit of caveman lingo and dating advice from Jack Black.
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CONSTANTINE 2 vs. YET ANOTHER LIVE-ACTION TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES MOVIE
Proposal: Let’s combine these two unnecessary sequels into one horrible mega-flop. At least we’ll get ‘em out of the way faster.
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WHATEVER WORKS
It’s Not Working This is what Larry David decided to do instead of hurrying up with the next season of Curb?