Movie Buzz

The week's top movie talk. By Mike Standish

Jake's man-boobs, kickass sea battles and Terminator's alternate ending

May 14, 2009

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    PRINCE OF PERSIA: THE SANDS OF TIME

    Jake Gyllenhaal Pecs of Persia The first behind-the-scenes clip reveals a shockingly buff and shirtless Jake Gyllenhaal. His man-boobs are epic. They deserve their own spinoff movie. It’s like he transplanted his face onto Fabio’s body. This could be the most homoerotic movie since 300.
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    GAMER

    Gamer Game On Speaking of 300, that guy from it plays a poor bastard stuck in a video game simulation in which players control actual people, and they, like, die for real and stuff. Don’t you wish you could do that with The Hills?
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    JEKYLL

    Keanu Reeves Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde’s Excellent Adventure Keanu Reeves will star in an adaptation of the Robert Louis Stevenson classic. Wouldn’t it be amazing if, instead of drinking a potion and turning into Mr. Hyde, the doctor instead transformed into various Keanu characters from movies like Point Break or Bill & Ted’s?
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    MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS

    Debbie Gibson There Are Few Things Worthy of an ALLCAPS Rave … And I may have just have found one. Ready? LORENZO LAMAS AND DEBBIE GIBSON ARE IN A STRAIGHT-TO-DVD MOVIE ABOUT A KILLER SHARK FIGHTING A HUGE OCTOPUS AND IT LOOKS UNSTOPPABLY AWESOME! Phew. OK. Back to lowercase.
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    TERMINATOR: SALVATION

    Moon Bloodgood DVD Extras There’ll be about 40 minutes’ worth of extra stuff on the DVD, including more John Connor speeches, an alternate ending and a shot of Moon Bloodgood topless. Um, could I make a request? Put that last one in the theatrical cut.
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