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It's the bleakest trailer of all time! Plus, a Frank Sinatra casting rumor roundup

May 15, 2009 Comments (1)

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THE ROAD
Highway to Hell Pretty sure this is what global warming is gonna look like when it really kicks in. Basically, we’re all doomed and some of us will have scary beards.
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NINE
8½ and a ½ It’s exactly like Chicago, only more confusing and pretentious.
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PRECIOUS
Parenting Tip Next time your moody teenager gripes about how horrible and unfair you are, make them watch this.
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SCORSESE’S FRANK SINATRA BIOPIC
Casting Rumor Roundup Names mentioned so far: Leonardo DiCaprio (shocker!) and Johnny Depp (fine, but whatever). I bet this would really work: If you’re going young Frank, how about Joseph Gordon-Levitt? Rat Pack Frank, I’m thinking it’s Ewan McGregor.
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JEKYLL AND HYDE
Two of a Kind Last week we got Jekyll, starring Keanu Reeves. This week it’s another version, this time with 50 Cent. Why, oh God, why can’t they both be in the same one?!? That would be an epic saga of bad acting and an instant cult classic of awfulness.

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jack English - 4-05-2011 7:07 PM

hey marti scorcese, & TINA SINATRA....TAKE A LOOK AT ACTOR, "CHARLES BAKER" AMAZING ACTOR, & SINGER.................(THEN, LOOK AT JAMES MARSDEN).........JACK R. ENGLISH (ACTOR/SINGER)