Movie Buzz

The week's top movie talk. By Mike Standish

Hypocritical bloggers, Freddy's back and the hottest stripper since Natalie Portman in Closer

Apr. 8, 2009

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    X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

    X-Men Origins: Wolverine You’re Fired Can you blame the Fox News guy for reviewing an unfinished digital bootleg? Are you really telling me that of the thousands of bloggers yapping about how horrible it is to review a pirated flick, none of them has even one illegally downloaded song or TV show or movie on their hard drive? Please.
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    A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET

    Freddy Krueger No Brainer Come on -- who else besides Jackie Earle Haley was gonna play Freddy Krueger? I’m more interested in who’s gonna be Glen Lantz, a.k.a. the guy originally played by Johnny Depp, who falls asleep and gets pulled through the mattress by Freddy’s fingers. Wouldn’t it be cool if Johnny came back to reprise his part in a cameo?
  • 3

    TERMINATOR: SALVATION

    Terminator: Salvation Beauty Is Only Fake-Skin Deep Someone’s not really human, and here she is. Oh, yeah – spoiler alert.
  • 4

    THE EXPENDABLES

    Sylvester Stallone Forecast: 100 Percent Chance of Unfortunate Hurricane Katrina References Some famous people make good use of Twitter. Jon Favreau, for example. And Rob Corddry. While others are unintentionally awesome, in a surreal, what-the-hell-are-they-talking-about kind of way, such as Sly Stallone chiming in with this gem from the set: “I had to chase a seaplane along a pier and jump inside which was like running headlong into Hurricane Katrina.”
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    POWDER BLUE

    Jessica Biel Powder Isn’t the Only Thing That’s Blue If you’re a heterosexual male, you are contractually obligated to watch a trailer that has Jessica Biel playing a stripper. No, really. Read the fine print on your straight-guy contract. It's in there.
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