How did The Three Stooges turn out to be so funny? It’s a mystery of the universe. Meanwhile, The Secret World of Arrietty is for thoughtful six-year-olds who already have their own library cards. 21 Jump Street is the unnecessary comedy reboot you didn’t think you wanted. Bullhead is the world’s greatest-ever crime drama about the Belgian cattle hormone mafia. Both Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie has a wolf even more awesome than the ones in The Grey. And The Turin Horse is the most brutally unforgiving trial-by-Hungarian-windstorm committed to film in the past, well, forever. See all of them. We would tell you to see Jafar Panahi’s This Is Not a Film but, technically, it’s not a film.
Now tell us: What do you think of our picks, and what are your best and worst of 2012 so far? Comment below.