Michael Douglas (again) and Kathleen Turner enjoy a fairy tale marriage in their dream house until one fateful day when Turner looks at her husband and says, “When I watch you eat, when I see you asleep, when I look at you lately, I just want to smash your face in.” She then proceeds to smash his face in. Love is a hilarious battlefield in this picture that serves up the total unraveling of once-happy wedlock. By Act Three, the couple is in full-force combat destroying each other and their beloved manse. At which point they die, still unhappy, still together. Love stinks.