If female readers are in search of a little Valentine's schadenfreude, cue up The Break-Up. Jennifer Aniston portrays a modern city gal with perfect hair, a perfect artsy job, a perfect apartment – she's perfect! Barf. Luckily for us, she lives with Vince Vaughn, a selfish, thoughtless, lazy, beer-guzzling, unappreciative baby of a man (though he is occasionally funny, as if this alone makes up for it). Good thing they fall recklessly out of love, are unusually cruel to each other, ditch their beautiful digs and then meet on the sidewalk one awkward, meloncholy day post-split. Ha! Take that!