1. You Don’t Need to Tell Your Friends Everything (Or: Some Dreams Should Be Kept Private)
A friend whom you can tell anything to without fear of judgment or ridicule is a rare and valuable thing. That still doesn’t mean you should actually tell them everything. Say, for example, that you had a sex dream involving a woman’s body with Abraham Lincoln’s head. It still surprises me that Mike (Adam Goldberg) doesn’t tease Tony (Anthony Rapp) more about his confession, but that’s probably because he’s still traumatized by the image it conjures. Some things are just not meant to be released upon a friendship. Or this world.